"Whisky for me, please," said the bishop. "Make it a double, if you would!"
The Vicar complied, then turned to the Curate "What will you have?"
"I?" glowered the Curate in righteous indignation "I will not drink alcohol! I would rather commit adultery than touch alcohol!"
The bishop looked sadly at his own, now almost empty, glass. "Pity" he said "I hadn't realised we had the choice!"
(Submitted by Dennis Wildman, who claims he got it from an Anglican clergyman that he knows well. Hmmm)