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Another Ark

God comes down to Noah and says "Noah,I want you to build me another Ark"
And Noah says "Of course, oh Lord."

And God says "But it must be bigger than the last Ark - I want it 10 floors high."
And Noah says "Lord, I shall build you an Ark that is 10 floors high and then I will fill the Ark with 2 animals from each of the amazing and beautiful animals that you have created ..."

But God interrupts and says "No, I don't want 2 - just 1"
And Noah says "Very well,oh Lord, I shall fill the Ark with just 1 of each of the beautiful species that you have created"

And God says "No, I just want one animal"

Noah: "And what is that, oh Lord?"

God: "Noah, I want a carp. I've always wanted a multi-storey carp ark."